January16, 2009
Article by Bill Frist: Bush saved 10 million lives
And I assume this would be justification for the hundreds of thousands he killed, correct? Look, there simply is not enough positive karma to go around for this guy. We will be spending the next 30 years doing good things for other people just to quell the negativity Bush exudes. Bill Frist, you are a complete idiot, just like your buddy George. Let me quote here…
“The bottom line is: George Bush is a healer.”
Ahem, are we reading from the same fucking book here? What planet do you live on Dr. Frist? Wait a minute, you’re a doctor? Jesus Christ, we ARE doomed.
Dr. Frist is referencing the fact Bush did a tremendous amount to help fight AIDS in Africa. In fact, Georgie Boy made this a “Global Priority,” to address the AIDS epidemic. Frist himself says…
“No president in history had made such a commitment against a single disease.”
Look, I am all for addressing this issue, but if this is his legacy then please write the history books right now, get it set in stone, so our grandchildren can look back and see just how far off this idiot missed the mark. Bush was on watch when we were attacked by terrorists on 9/11, he started two wars - one of which was illegal and has no justification to still be waging it. By his own admission, he lied to the American people about WMD, only to blame the intelligence community rather than take the blame himself. He illegally wire-tapped hundreds, if not thousands, of people and then grandfathered himself out of illegality once he was caught. This, I might add, was an impeachable offense. Nixon did far less.
He is an incompetent speaker with little grasp for the English language. He is a shrewd politician with little or no measurable intelligence. The misunderstanding of his own presidential legacy is encyclopedic. He lives a life of rhetorical consequence. He would be, in fact, inconsequential if not for a privileged past which vaulted his ineptness into our lives with no regard for the progression of humanity only the promise of mediocrity.
George Bush has ruined this country. Now it is time for us to fix it. And you fuckers who voted for him in 2004 owe us all an apology.
January 13, 2009
Article by Jack Cafferty: Bush Farewell Speech: What do you want to hear?
This one is definitely worth sharing the reader commentary. Personally, my response to Jack’s question was “Buh-bye.”
“What would you like President Bush to say in his farewell address to the nation Thursday night?”
Erin says: “I would like to hear him admit his mistakes and apologize to this country and the world for them. I doubt this will happen, he is still so arrogant and out of touch with the American people. It is a sad legacy he leaves behind and he should be ashamed of many of the negative policies he and Cheney have put in place.”
Bizz says: “All I want to hear him say is goodbye. I hope he has enough wisdom not to try to list his accomplishments while in office, because there wasn’t any. If he is smart he would keep the speech short, wish everyone well and ride off into the sunset. He might very well be a nice person, husband and father but as for as I am concerned he was a lousy president that left us in a big mess.”
Randy says: “I don’t want to hear that moron utter anything resembling a sentence. I’d rather he’d just surrender to the justice department and live the rest of his life behind bars like other murders.”
Mark says: “I would like to hear him address those “idiots” who think we should not torture prisoners of war. According to their standards, keeping someone “awake” is inhuman treatment. Bush should remind them that we are SAFE because of him and his policies, but it won’t be that way much longer when the bleeding hearts take over who want to give terrorists from Foreign countries the same rights that our ancestors fought and died so that AMERICAN citizens could enjoy those rights!
Terrorists deserve the same fate they had in store for us!”
I say: So Mark, was it his policies which protected us on 9/11? Hmmmm.
D says: “I am truly tired of hearing his lame, inept speeches. He has already attempted to sell us his whitewashed version of the facts of the last eight years. He has promised that history will judge him accordingly. I only want a promise that he will not rear his head in a public forum again for the rest of his days.”
Ralph says: “At this point I don’t care what he says, however, a complete sentenece, proper grammer, and some humility would be nice for a change.”
I say: I disagree Ralph, I would like more “Bushisms” to add to the encyclopedia. Also, do a spell check my friend.
Allen says: “Fooled you once, shame on me. Fooled you twice, shame on you.”
I say: And he can’t fool us again!
January 12, 2009
From the Associated Press: Bush: Amid criticism, Obama must do what’s right
I shall post this in the ‘politics’ and ‘humor’ categories.
“WASHINGTON (AP) — President George W. Bush is offering some advice to his successor, when it comes to dealing with his critics. He says in the end, Barack Obama will have to “do what he thinks is right.” If he doesn’t, Bush says, “I don’t see how you can live with yourself.”
Bush told a farewell news conference Monday that presidents can try to avoid hard decisions and controversy, but that it’s not his nature to do so. He said he’s been “willing to take on hard tasks,” and understands that in times of war, “people get emotional.”
He said he hasn’t been alone in being the target of dissent. Bush said he’s been reading a lot about Abe Lincoln, who he says faced his own share of criticism.
Bush said he wishes Obama “all the very best.”
The outgoing president doesn’t plan to maintain a high profile. He says he’s leaving the stage for good, adding that there’s only one president at a time.”
In other words, I feel good about my presidency. Yeah, I pretty much fucked everything up bad and this poor black son-of-a-bitch will have to pick up the peices, but hell it coulda been worse, right? I mean, we didn’t get attacked after 9/11 - that is if we dont count the fact we got attacked on 9/11 as me dropping the ball on my watch, that is. And I took real good care of you by tapping your phones illegally and then using my presidential powers to grandfather myself into legality.
Hey, and don’t forget about the War in Iraq. I started it because Saddam had weapons of mass destruction (WMD). Wait a minute, no he didn’t, but my intelligence team said he did. So, it’s their fault. Why should I take the blame?
Shall I go on?
January 8, 2009
Article from CNN: Army sorry for ‘John Doe’ letters to relatives to war dead
Being a former servicemember myself I can’t help but feel a sense of guilt about having young men and women give up their lives for their compatriots and not being there myself to pitch in. Because when it comes down to it, our brave men and women are fighting to protect each other, the actual cause is somewhat muddied at this point and holds meaning only when focused on fighting terror. However, it should come as no surprise the US Army has gone and fucked up a shitload of grievances letters to families of those who have fallen. Of course, the Army has repondend…
“”There are no words to adequately apologize for this mistake or for the hurt it may have caused,” Brig. Gen. Reuben D. Jones, Army adjutant general, said in the statement. “It is important the original intent of the letter is not lost. The organizations mentioned are dedicated to honoring loved ones and recognizing their sacrifice and commitment,” the apology continued.”
So, nevermind we put no thought into actually adding your son or daughters name into the letter - I mean come on now, you would be a complete idiot to think we typed up 7,000 individual “custom” letters and had them signed by a real person rather than a stamp. Bah!
The truth is, we totally forgot about sending these out and needed to get them in the mail prior to the Christmas break. Since we were rushed, the stupid private tasked with inserting each soldiers name spent his time licking envelopes rather than typing your sons or daughters real name into the “Dear” block. His sergeant was already deployed to Iraq and Specialist John Doe, the guy who was supposed to double check his work got killed in Afghanistan the week prior. So, you see, it is really the fault of our non-commissioned officers and we will be punishing them accordingly - Article 15’s for the lot - 60 days extra duty and confined to the barracks.
January 5, 2009
Article from CNN: ‘First cat’ dies
After reading the article linked above, I couldn’t help myself. How ridiculous is this? The newsworthiness of this story is questionable, at best. Iv’e got one better, methinks…
‘First Zit’ Popped. President George Bush and his family sat around the breakfast table this morning, reminiscing about the ‘Zit’ that was. You see, President Bush has not been practicing great hygeine of late and the dirt has taken it’s toll. Late last night, just before he tucked himself into the ‘First Bed,’ President Bush noticed a rather immense amount of pain eminating from above his eyebrow, left side, ever-so close to the bridge of that witchy-looking nose of his.
He slipped into the ‘First bathroom’ unnoticed to take a peak and quickly realized he had a monster on his hands. The ‘Fist Zit’ was the size of a pencil eraser head, colored milky-white to the head, and pulsating with redness infection at the base.
After peering with amazement at this gentle giant for about ten solid minutes, the President went to work on relocating the beast from his forehead to the ‘First Mirror.’ Three prolonged squeezes and a quick pinch later and the deed was done. However, the President was not fully prepared for the psychological trauma which ensued. He was so disappointed with himself and distraut over the loss of such a beautiful bundle of puss-ie goodness that he scraped the ‘First Zit’ off the ‘First Mirror’ and slipped it smoothly into the ‘First Jar,’ which also holds the ‘First Bunnion’ and ‘First Dingleberry.’
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