Nintendo Wii Shit. Will it be 2009 Game of the Year?
Wii Shit - “How will you move it?”
The active-play phenomenon started by Wii Sports now spreads to your bowel thanks to Wii Shit and the pressure-sensitive Wii Toilet Seat, which comes bundled with it. Used together players will experience an extensive array of fun, dynamic and surprisingly challenging “craptivites,” including; standard bowel movements, colonic and extensive reading sessions. The focus of these “craptivities” is towards providing a “core” bowel movement experience, a popular shitting method which emphasizes slower, controlled movements, but it’s the fun approach of Wii Shit that will keep “shitters” hooked on shitting for years to come.
The Wii Shit Toilet Seat
The primary tenet of Wii Shit is gravity. Your center of gravity, the point between your left and right butt cheeks when you sit, has a lot to do with the size of your ass. Those without an even center of gravity will be unnaturally compensating for this imbalance, which causes their shit to become misaligned, increasing the possibility of not hitting the mark. This is where the Wii Toilet Seat comes in.
Similar in appearance to a standard toilet seat, the Wii Toilet Seat is much, much more. Easily capable of supporting weights up to a maximum of 1600 pounds, it is sturdy and precise, able to measure weight before and after releasing the hounds. This advanced level of sensitivity allows for both the wide range of craptivities found in the Wii Shit software as well as the toilet seat’s amazing ability to recognize individual players by their ass alone.
Brown log, reading material, and colonic attachment sold separately.
“Wii Shit” purchase limit policy
As you may know, the Nintendo “Wii Shit” is in great demand, and there are shortages of this product across the U.S. In an effort to provide as many customers as possible with the opportunity to purchase a “Wii Shit”, we are limiting the total number of “Wii Shit” units to be purchased. As a result, each household may only purchase (2) Nintendo “Wii Shit” units within any 30-day period.
Coming in 2010!
Wii Tit – suckle to your hearts content; console an infant, leave your husband alone for the weekend, everyone is happy with the Wii Tit!
We do not expect to have a shortage on the Wii Tit, but you really should pre-order starting in May 2009. Don’t hesitate, if you pre-order a Wii Tit, we will throw in a second tit free. Nothing better than a set of tits!
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